tortillah:

when your parents call to yell at you:

shitsuren-chama:

fallofhyperion:

how do i say “i want to leave lipstick marks on the inside of your thighs” with just a look

image

obbets:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

how about “go fuck yourself”

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

image 

supjono:

faceless bloggers make me uncomfortable 

credit